Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...