Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
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Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...