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Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
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Rotten Little Johnny
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An African Lion
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Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Blonde quickies 221-230
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How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.