The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...