A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
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Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
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The guide for all men
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Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
No Hemorrhoids
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Microsoft renames itself
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