David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...