Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....