Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!