Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...