Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.