The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
College by Dave Barry
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New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.