A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...