Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...