One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...