What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...