Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...