50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...