The Perfect Day
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A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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