Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...