Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...