Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
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You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
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Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...