Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...