Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....