Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.