String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...