Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...