What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Jewish mothers
Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on...
Alice is in UNIX land
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Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!