Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Christmas flavor
Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...