The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...