Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...