Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
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These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...