Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...