A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...