Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...