There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...