The world’s smartest man?
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Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...