Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
A burglar is in big trouble
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Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....