Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...