What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...