Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...