Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Guru and Novacaine
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Golfing with an older man
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What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.