The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Promoting an office
|A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...