What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
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Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
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What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Bass jokes
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Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...