Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...