Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.