Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Because they’re wrigleys!
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How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam