How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9....
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.