Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...