Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Ebonics 101
Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg