Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...